|Profession||Former Burgerphile manager|
|Voiced by||Jeff Bennett|
He was fired and relocated to Maryland when he refused to give Dan a hamburger or a refund which got him into a fight, including being stuck in a grease fire with Dan, Hortence, Crunchy, and an unconscious Mr. Burger. He was fired after Mr. Burger punched the fire alarm.
- He has the same name as his voice actor.