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"I can't believe how much I hate everything."

Dan

Dan's Revenge List is a journal full of the many things that have annoyed or wronged Dan in some way. He's typically seen writing down minor annoyances while he's busy getting revenge on something else.


History[]

Season 1[]

  • In "New Mexico", "Ted", "The Hawaiian Monarchy", "The Deep Blue Sea", "The Elderly", "Patchy Beards", "Cari Caturists", "William Shatner", "Maryland", "Hangin' Eli's Dairy Farm", "Beef Hotdogs", "and "Arizona" are written on the list.
  • Dust
  • Helmet Laws
  • Astronomy
  • People who bring babies to the park
  • Babies in general
  • Generals
  • Dull pencils
  • Pencils that are too sharp
  • Allergies/parasites
  • Children's choirs
  • Naked mole-rat
  • Non-Contact sports
  • Movies about eunics
  • Arizona
  • Mike (Removed; after death)
  • William Shatner
  • The Hawaiian Monarchy
  • The Deep Blue Sea
  • Maryland
  • Beef Hotdogs
  • The Elderly
  • Caricaturists
  • San Fernando Valley
  • Generic Cereal
  • Monocle Manufacturing Corporation
  • Middle School Toughs
  • Marin County Sheriff Office
  • Gnomes
  • Talking Parrot at the Mall
  • Pigeons
  • Motorists Who Run Stop Signs
  • Hangin Eli's Dairy Farm
  • Soft Cheese
  • Crossing Guards
  • Kevin the Locksmith
  • Mouthwash That Hurts
  • Eye Crusties
  • Whatever's Causing That Rash
  • People Who Take Cats For Walks
  • Leggings
  • Flea Markets
  • Tools
  • Parked Cars
  • Coffee
  • Tamarind Soda
  • Wooden Shoes
  • Shaving Nicks
  • Parachutes
  • Pudding
  • Whoever Planted That Catcus
  • Banana Slugs
  • Costa Rica
  • Neurotoxins
  • Alpaca Wool
  • Blood-sucking Ticks
  • Wisconsin
  • Car Alarms
  • Pinkie Pie
  • Elise (though got erased after he saw her brutally beating up Chris' ex boss)
  • Milk
  • Demons
  • Moms
  • Canada
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